Dishing the Dirt (eBook)

The Lives of London's House Cleaners

Nick Duerden (Autor)

eBook Download: EPUB

2020
256 Seiten
Canbury (Verlag)
978-1-912454-47-1 (ISBN)

Infos

'A jaw-dropping investigation' – THE BOOKSELLER
'Succeeds brilliantly in dismantling casual assumptions about the drudgery of cleaning' – THE GUARDIAN
'A great book, well researched, funny and poignant. I loved it.' – KIT DE WAAL
Dishing the Dirt tells the jaw-dropping stories of London's house cleaners for the very first time.
We hear from immigrants who clean suburban family homes to butlers who manage the homes of the super wealthy, and from joyful cleaners and entrepreneurs to escaped victims of human trafficking.
Then there are women who dust nude and male cleaners who have to fight off wandering hands. And the crime scene cleaners.
With the revelation of Maid by Stephanie Land and the cleaning tips of Mrs Hinch's Hinch Yourself Happy, Dishing the Dirt will turn all of your assumptions about cleaners upside down.
About the Author
Nick Duerden is a writer and journalist whose work has appeared in The Guardian, the Sunday Times, the Daily Telegraph, the i paper, and GQ. His books include Exit Stage Left, Get Well Soon: Adventures in Alternative Healthcare, A Life Less Lonely, and The Smallest Things. He lives in London with his wife and two daughters.
Extract
 Prologue. Clocking On 
It was as if she were invisible, like she wasn't even there. Or, perhaps more accurately, like she didn't really count, not in any tangible sense, this mostly silent domestic cleaner with the broken English whose back was perpetually stooped over the vacuum cleaner, the dustpan and brush, the damp mop; someone who likely knew her way around the utility room better than the homeowners themselves.
Today, the wife was away on business, as she frequently was, but the husband wasn't here alone. The marital bed was not empty.
'A different woman,' she says. 'Younger.'
And he didn't hide this from you, wasn't embarrassed, ashamed of parading his affair so brazenly under your nose?
She shakes her head, and smiles tightly. 'No,' she says. 'No.'
She was seemingly in his confidence, then, but not through any prior agreement, a finger to the side of the nose, and nor was he paying her for her silence, her implicit complicity. 'I don't think he even considered me,' she says. 'Or my reaction.' She was merely part of the furniture, a once-weekly presence in the house who mutely got on with her work as she always did, over three floors, three bedrooms and two bathrooms: the vacuuming, the polishing, the dusting...
...
In the 1980s, both husbands and wives were now required to go out to work, to pursue careers. This left little time for domestic upkeep... There was no shortage of willing char ladies. 
In the 21st Century, we are willing to delegate more, specifically to pay others to do the work we'd rather not do ourselves, even if we cannot really afford it. A wave of cheap immigrant labour entered the UK between 2000 and 2020, especially from the new EU member states in eastern Europe. Better to pay a Magda from Poland, say, £30 a week to run the Hoover around the house for a few hours than to save the money for a rainy day.
...
Those that clean for Londoners are a silent army. They bring order to our lives, they put out the bins, and relieve us of at least some of the myriad pressures of modern life. They are privy to our indiscretions, our peculiarities, our curious habits. They put up with us, which isn't always easy because some of us are complicated souls.

Autor

Nick Duerden is a writer and journalist whose work has appeared in The Guardian, the Sunday Times, the Daily Telegraph, the i paper, GQ, Esquire and Elle. His books include Exit Stage Left, Get Well Soon: Adventures in Alternative Healthcare, A Life Less Lonely, and The Smallest Things: On the Enduring Power of Family. He lives in London with his wife and two daughters.

Inhalt

AUTHOR'S NOTE. 'In the autumn of 2018, I set out to find out more about the individuals who [hoover, mop, polish, scrub and tidy] our homes. Over 15 months, I interviewed dozens of cleaners from all over the world who have settled, and now work, in London, and I asked them about their lives.'

PROLOGUE: CLOCKING ON. We see the world through the eyes of a cleaner whose employer is having an extra-marital affair. Charts the history and rise of UK domestic help. Many cleaners come from Poland, Bulgaria and Romania. 'Those that clean for Londoners are a silent army... What are their stories?'

1. THE ENTREPRENEUR. Yuliya arrived in Britain as a penniless cleaner from Bulgaria, speaking "such bad English." Now she drives a BMW and educates her children at a private school. She runs a cleaning agency in Surbiton, London, and has stories galore about the "low status" of foreign cleaners.

2. THE ACTRESS. Rosi is an actress from Spain - and wants to act again. But for now, she cleans. "English people are not going to clean their own toilets, are they? I love English people. But, no, they wouldn't do that. But then it's the same in our country: it's the immigrants that do certain jobs"

3. SLAVE LABOUR. For most cleaning is a choice, but not for everybody. Amirah from Jakarta, Indonesia, was trafficked to London under the pretence she would earn £500 a month cleaning an embassy. She worked round the clock in a home in Acton, sleeping in a closet and eating on a doormat.

4. MIDLIFE CRISIS. Michele was a successful US music journalist, living a life of canapés, champagne and excess. At 49, she had kids, a husband and panic attacks. She moved into a bedsit and started cleaning. 'The 'low status' tag didn't particularly bother her. She had learned a lot in rehab'

5. THE TRADE UNIONIST. 'Marissa is chief organiser here, the founder of The Voice of Domestic Workers. She is a 48-year-old Filipino who cleans during the week and arranges these classes at the weekend for her fellow cleaners to unwind. As well as dance, they are taught English, IT, and their rights'

6. THE LESSER-SPOTTED MALE. Many clients want a man to clean their home, says Mario, a lifelong Londoner whose family came from Malta. Perhaps they need the bed or sofa moved. Aged 60, Mario worked in the ticket office for London Underground for 27 years. He enjoys cleaning and his flat is spotless.

7. THE CLEANER RETURNED HOME. Many Eastern European women arrive in the UK with the dream of one day returning home to Poland or Bulgaria. Zofia, a Pole, met her Polish husband in the UK. He wanted to stay; she wanted a new life. Back in Wrocław, they had children, bought land and plan to build a house

8. THE CRIME SCENE CLEANERS. A murder in a home can leave a lot of blood. Someone has to clean it up and the police employ specialist cleaning agencies. Say hello to Maxine and Jasmine who enter entering premises in Luton shortly after the Crime Scene Investigation team have removed their police tape

9. CLEANING FOR THE SUPER-RICH. When training butlers to look after the interests and whims of billionaires, Vincent Vermeulen must ensure they how to conduct themselves around money and moneyed individuals. 'He also trains his staff a trick most stage illusionists would love to perfect: invisibility'

10. THE NAKED CLEANER. Naked cleaning is a growth industry and Brandy is happy to waltz around the homes of clients in the nude, dusting and hoovering. It's seemingly not about sex, though sex is somewhere in the mix. Brandy insists it is 'nothing pervy.' Some of her clients are naturists

11. CLEANING IN JAPANESE. While dusting, polishing and scrubbing, some cleaners like to spruce up their skills as well as their clients' homes. Middle class Natalie, 28, from Devon listens to a couple of hours of Japanese a day, through earphones while she runs a Henry hoover around a London townhouse

12. THE MODERN BUTLER.

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 17.9.2020
• Zusatzinfo: Front cover illustration of a cleaner holding a bleach sprayer by Alice Marwick
• Verlagsort: London
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Biografien / Erfahrungsberichte
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Romane / Erzählungen
• Themenwelt: Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Beruf / Finanzen / Recht / Wirtschaft ► Bewerbung / Karriere
• Themenwelt: Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Freizeit / Hobby ► Heimwerken / Do it yourself
• Themenwelt: Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Geschichte / Politik
• Themenwelt: Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Gesundheit / Leben / Psychologie
• Themenwelt: Geisteswissenschaften ► Geschichte
• Themenwelt: Sozialwissenschaften ► Soziologie
• Themenwelt: Technik
• Themenwelt: Wirtschaft ► Betriebswirtschaft / Management
• Schlagworte: 15-minute clean • 21st Century butler • biography cleaners • Bulgarian workers • Butler • cleaner memoir • cleaners • cleaners wages • cleaning chores • cooking and cleaning • crime scene cleaners • domestic cleaners • Domestic labour abuse • domestic servant • Domestic Service • Domestic Workers Union UK • down and out in paris and london • dusting • English house • Exit Stage Left • Filipino maids • Filipino Workers • Folding Lady • Get Well Soon Nick Duerden • Hidden lives • Hinch Yourself Happy Mrs Hinch • house cleaning • Housekeeper • housework • keeping house • London cleaner stories • London homeowners • London poverty biography • London wealth • Maid • maid biography • Maid Stephanie Land • Modern slavery • Mrs Hinch Hinch Yourself Happy • Naked cleaners • naked cleaning • Nick Duerden A Life Less Lonely • Polishing • Polish workers • Scraping Faeces Off The Wall • silver service • skint estate • The Is Going To Hurt Adam Kay • The Road To Pier George Orwell • The Smallest Things Nick Duerden • The Trauma Cleaner • vacuum cleaning • Working conditions
• ISBN-10: 1-912454-47-5 / 1912454475
• ISBN-13: 978-1-912454-47-1 / 9781912454471