Vertical Lines III (eBook)

Andrew A. Felder (Herausgeber)

eBook Download: EPUB

2024
172 Seiten
Crest Publications Group (Verlag)
979-8-88526-640-6 (ISBN)

Infos

Book III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please! Samples:My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him 'Dav.' My girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes. I told her that that can't be true because she looks fat in her skirt also.A priest was checking into a hotel. He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled?"e; "e;No,"e; replied the clerk, "e;it's just regular, you pervert!"e;The problem with doing nothing is that vou don't know when you've finished.l asked myself if I was crazy and we all said "e;No."e;Life's a soup... and I'm a fork.Askhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.I encourseed my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey. but, hey... if it will make them happy..

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 5.4.2024
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Comic / Humor / Manga ► Humor / Satire
• Schlagworte: Comedy • Comic • hilarious • Humor • hysterical • Jokes • laughs • light-hearted • one-liners • punchlines • witty
• ISBN-13: 979-8-88526-640-6 / 9798885266406