Dollop of Toothpaste (eBook)

Billy Vera (Autor)

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2020 | 1. Auflage
218 Seiten
Bookbaby (Verlag)
978-1-0983-3802-2 (ISBN)

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A Dollop of Toothpaste is the fourth book by singer, actor, music historian Billy Vera and is his first novel. In it, he uses his years of experience in the often treacherous world of show business to tell the story of guitarist Johnny Santoro, his 98 year old uncle Nicky, head of the New Orleans Mafia, his best friend Pete and his young lover Paulette. Our story begins on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 and the destruction of a major US city by enemies unknown. Uncle Nicky sees this as an opportunity to bring the mob back to its rightful place in US politics and seeks help from Paulette's 33rd degree Freemason father to seat a President of his choosing. This is a book filled with authenticity, from the music, the food, the dialects and in the locations rarely seen in other books. It is also about Love, of friends, of two unlikely lovers and the love of three very different families and how they converge.

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A Dollop of Toothpaste is the fourth book by singer, songwriter, actor and music historian Billy Vera. It is his first novel. In it, he uses his decades of experience in the often treacherous world of show business to tell the story of guitarist Johnny Santoro, his 98 year old uncle Nicky, head of the New Orleans Mafia, his best friend Pete Holman and Johnny's young lover Paulette de Saint Marie from the wealthy suburb of Old Greenwich, Connecticut. Our futuristic tale begins on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 and with the destruction of a major US city by enemies unknown and the hacking of the electrical grid in the nation's northeastern sector, causing chaos, looting and rioting. Uncle Nicky sees this dual tragedy as an opportunity to bring the mob back to its rightful place in US politics and seeks a partnership with Paulette's 33rd degree Freemason father in order to seat a President of his own choosing, as his colleagues had done in 1960. Our story takes us from New Orleans to Italian East Harlem to Old Greenwich to the African-American and Southern Italian section of White Plains, New York. Along the way, we meet Louisiana Senator Antonino "e;Handsome Tony"e; Calabrese, East Harlem mob boss Vito Gennaro, as well as fictionalized versions of some well-known celebrities in an alternate universe that, at times, seems all too real and prescient. The reader will walk away, pondering whether German Nazis really do exist in South America or if there are actually extraterrestrial beings keeping a watchful eye on us, here on Earth?This is a book filled with authenticity, from the music, the food, the dialects and in the locations rarely seen in other books. It is also about Love: of friends, of two unlikely lovers and the love of three very different families and how they converge. And, as in real life, there is always a touch of humor when least expected.

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CHAPTER ONE

September 11, 2021.

“The city of formerly, geffensboro known as Los Angeles, California, is no more,” said newscaster Shepard Smith from the midtown Manhattan TV studio of Fox News, in that exceedingly earnest way he had of delivering the news of the day. “Exactly twenty years ago this morning, I stood on this very spot and reported another tragedy, the first plane crashing into the World Trade Center. And now, Pentagon sources tell us, where once stood a bustling city of over nine million Americans, there lies nothing but nuclear waste.”

In room 206 at the Ramada Inn in Austin, Texas, Johnny Santoro, having heard a blood-curdling scream in the next room, ran from the shower and was now standing next to the bed, covered in a towel. Dripping water on the floor, he watched the screen as the girl he’d brought back to his room after the gig the night before sat on the side of his bed, tears rolling down her young cheeks. His initial instinct was to try and comfort her, but frankly, he couldn’t remember her name.

As he looked around the room, an exact replica of every other Ramada Inn room in the world, he thought of his former wife and two grown children. He thought of the house he’d bought for cash in the old school Italian manner, back when he’d been flush. He thought also of his vinyl record collection and several vintage Fender guitars. All gone now, reduced to radioactive dust.

Slowly, the gravity of his situation became more clear in his mind. What was left? All he had now was his credit card and the cash in his pocket. Those, and his recently acquired holographic iPhone. His favorite old 1959 Telecaster, along with a spare ‘62, and his gig amps, a vintage tweed-covered Fender Bassman and a smaller Fender Champ, were both sitting out in the parking lot, waiting to be packed onto the tour bus by the stage crew.

Born in 1956, the year Elvis Presley arrived, full-blown, on the national scene, and now, at age 65, a time when he’d once hoped to be lying on a beach somewhere in blissful retirement, Johnny still found himself playing rhythm guitar for pop music star Bonnie Raitt. But a Republican congress, who’d been unable to pass any meaningful legislation during the first two years of President Donald Trump’s administration, despite the fact that they held both the House and the Senate, had finally managed only to raise the retirement age to seventy-five in a feeble attempt to keep the country from bankruptcy and keep Social Security somewhat solvent. The day after Trump signed the bill into law, MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell hysterically reported on a group of wheezing, harmless old Tea Partiers peacefully protesting the new law in wheel chairs and walkers, mischaracterizing the event as “a scene of Nazi fascist violence never before seen in this great nation of ours.”

The Republicans’ misstep led to their ouster in the 2018 mid-term election, enabling the Democrats to take over both houses and easily pass laws lowering the voting age to sixteen and granting the right to vote to any person currently residing in the United States, legal or otherwise, with or without ID, practically guaranteeing that no Republican would hold higher office for the next fifty years.

Drunk with power, the liberal Ninth Circuit Court in northern California ruled that any city with a religious-sounding name be required to change it or risk losing federal funding for violating the rule against separation of Church and State. Thus, the City of Angels was renamed Geffensboro, after the state’s biggest political donor, David Geffen. San Diego was now called Puerto de la Raza. St. Paul was Princetown, after sister city Minneapolis’s favorite son, the late musician. Budweiser City now stood on the piece of earth once known as St. Louis and San Francisco was renamed Leningrad after a heated city council debate decided that Pelosiville sounded too much like Palookaville.

Things only got crazier during the 2020 election cycle. A pair of out-of-work actresses, disguised in bright red “Make America Really Great This Time” baseball caps, somehow managed to get within feet of the president’s podium and lobbed two hand grenades onto the stage, assassinating the much-loathed leader of the free world along with his vice president and his former fashion model wife in one fell swoop.

The multi-tasking Trump had been in mid-Tweet while delivering a speech from a Teleprompter, veering off script into his typically indecipherable ad lib Queens patois. Whenever he was unable to think of what to say, he had a habit of repeating himself, often several times over the course of the same sentence. His last-ever Tweet on this planet read, in part, “This election is a disaster. After the votes are counted you’ll all be very sorry because I’m not POTUS anymore. Sad.” The Speaker of the House, fearing for her life, remained hidden in a bunker in an undisclosed location somewhere in Montana, while unelected former Obama administration holdovers, which Republican pundits had named “the deep state,” effectively ran the government, as if their former chief had never left office.

In part--and for once--Trump was correct. The race was a disaster, and not just for him. In the primaries, the Democrats’ progressive wing had argued over whether to run 79-year old socialist Bernie Sanders or quasi-socialist Kamala Harris, with New York City mayor Bill de Blasio as her running mate. The Party’s more moderate establishment wing pondered over 78-year old Joe Biden who faced an uphill battle against the still-powerful Clinton machine, which favored running former First Daughter Chelsea for her nostalgia appeal. Hillary, distracted by her new wife, Huma Abadin, seemed to have lost the fire in her belly for another run, prompting the always-provocative Ann Coulter to quip, “Don’t count on it; she’s like herpes, we’ll never be rid of her.”

For their part, the Republicans ran their usual pack of boring idiot senators, governors and political hacks in the vain hope of offsetting the public’s memory of the dysfunctional Trump administration. The mainstream, moderate GOP’s greatest fear was the looming prospect of a Sean Hannity candidacy. Rumor had it that they’d found a transgender Bush distant cousin, hoping to siphon off enough of the youth vote while simultaneously holding on to aging fans of the obsolete Bush dynasty. Even the most clueless Republicans had written off the Evangelicals by now, as they were no longer a serious factor in a nation that the latest polls indicated was 79% atheist.

In the midst of the fray, a publicist for the popular movie star Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock, announced he was considering a run and forming his own party, cleverly named Rock On, throwing both traditional political parties into a panic. Rush Limbaugh and Stephen Colbert both agreed for once that The Rock must be stopped at all costs. But, as he had a new blockbuster summer release in the pipeline, nobody knew for sure if he was serious or if his threat was merely a publicist’s ploy to drum up sagging ticket sales.

As things turned out, The Rock siphoned off votes mainly from the Republicans, but not quite enough to win. In a surprise last minute move, the desperate Democrats decided to counter with a celebrity of their own.

The geezer contingent pitched for Bruce Springsteen, but no one under the age of 50 knew who he was. Firebrand Al Sharpton and Representative Maxine Waters demanded that rapper Jay Z be allowed to run but were largely ignored as the Party elders assumed they had the black vote locked up anyway, so why bother trying to placate them.

Everyone knew and loved The Rock, but 2020 was not the year for a centrist candidate.

Suddenly realizing they had slit their own throats by lowering the voting age and getting rid of the voter ID requirement, the Dems opted for potty mouth stand-up comic Sarah Silverman. To cover all the politically correct demographic bases, the campaign geniuses had the comedian pretend to be gay and to have suddenly “discovered” she had 6% Aztec and 4% Kenyan blood running through her veins after presenting a bogus DNA saliva test.

She gave a stump speech on the Upper West Side of Manhattan in which she claimed she was born with the genital plumbing of both “genders.” With this shamelessly blatant appeal to the college kids and high schoolers, she easily laid waste to the Republicans, dashing their hopes for at least another four years, having successfully pandered to every group in the country who sophomorically saw themselves as victims of a racist and homophobic society.

Fortunately for the country, the establishment Democrats still controlled both houses, so the comedian’s loopier policy ideas never had a chance of getting off the ground.

On the TV, back in room 206 at the Ramada Inn in Austin, ol’ Shep Smith was still rambling on in his smooth baritone, something about how President Silverman was expected to address the nation “soon.” Johnny grabbed the remote and switched over to CNN. He always liked to get both sides of the story which, for a change, were pretty much the same, as nobody knew yet from whom or from where the bomb had come. An avowed, registered Independent, he liked to call himself a “card-carrying cynic” when it came to politics, telling anyone who inquired, “I belong to no party. I think for myself,” a novel concept in an age where...

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 1.10.2020
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Fantasy / Science Fiction ► Fantasy
• ISBN-10: 1-0983-3802-2 / 1098338022
• ISBN-13: 978-1-0983-3802-2 / 9781098338022