Bang Crunch (eBook)

Neil Smith (Autor)

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2008 | 1. Auflage
272 Seiten
Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group (Verlag)
978-0-307-38929-9 (ISBN)

Infos

In Neil Smith's nine stories, average people find themselves in decidedly unusual situations, as the mundane and the fantastic collide. A woman mourning the loss of her husband finds solace in talking to his ashes, entombed in a curling stone. The title story zeroes in on a girl with Fred Hoyle syndrome, whose age expands and contracts like the universe. The members of a support group for people with benign tumors begin to suspect that their meekness has caused their medical woes.

Bang Crunch creates an extraordinary world inhabited by all-too-human characters, and heralds the arrival of a literary talent with an unfailing, exacting concern for the profundities of our lives.

From the Trade Paperback edition.

Textauszug

ISOLETTESBlue tube, green tube, clear tube, fat tube. A Dr. Seuss rhyme. The tubes run from robotic Magi gathered around the incubator, snake through portholes in the clear plastic box, then burrow into the baby's pinkish grey skin. One tube up her left nostril. One tube down her throat. One tube into an arm no wider than a Popsicle stick. One tube tunnels into her chest. The skin of her chest is so thin. The baby's mother can almost see the tiny organs beneath, the way shrimp is visible under the rice paper of a spring roll. The baby doesn't move. Doesn't cry. To the mother, the baby, with its blue-black eyes, is an extraterrestrial crash-landed on her planet. Hidden away and kept alive by G-men while they assess what threat this tiny alien might pose. 'What kind of mother will you be?' Jacob asked. He and An sat side by side on a braided rug watching a flickering candle on An's coffee table. An said, 'I won't be a mommy who bores people with the trials and tribulations of teething.' Jacob disagreed: 'You'll be like those TV-commercial moms who fret over whether to buy two-ply or three-ply toilet paper.' From the coffee table, An picked up a blue ceramic cup, the kind used for espresso, and handed it to Jacob. 'Real traditional,' she said. 'Real Norman Rockwell.' Jacob grinned and stood, stretching his long legs. While he was in the bathroom, An got up and dropped a jazz CD in her player. Then she went into her bedroom and lay on her bed. Before the first song ended, Jacob came out of the bathroom. 'You were fast this time,' An said. Jacob replied that he'd been practising at home. He handed her the espresso cup and kissed her forehead. 'I don't love you,' he said. An replied, 'I don't love you, too.' After he'd let himself out of the apartment, An drew Jacob's semen into a syringe. She hiked up her peasant skirt and slid off her underwear. Then she lay on her bed, two pillows propped beneath her rear. It was the first time with the pillows: gravity, she reasoned, would help. Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. Otherwise known as NICU. The doctors pronounce it NICK U, as if it were a university. 'Our kid is studying at NICK U,' Jacob jokes with a nurse, who stares at him blankly. An thinks of NICK U as a baby hatchery, one that smells like the stuff dentists use to clean teeth. The incubators, a dozen aquariums, are not in neat rows, but here and there, the way progressive schoolteachers arrange desks. Ventilators hum, monitors flash, alarms sound, a baby makes a noise like a gobbling turkey. Meanwhile, neonatologists complete their rounds. Some spill a hot alphabet soup of acronyms--ROP, BPD, C-PAP--in An's lap. Others say, with a hand on her shoulder, 'We realize how stressful this must be.' To them all, An wants to yell: 'Nick you!' Better yet: 'Nick off and die!' Four months into An's pregnancy, Jacob moved into a top-floor apartment in her building. He called the place the pent-up suite because, according to An, the former tenants, a sulky husband and wife, were passiveaggressives. To exorcise the couple's demons, Jacob wandered around his stacks of moving boxes spritzing a citrus deodorizer. 'If marriage is an institution,' he said, 'married people should be institutionalized.' An wondered if this was a veiled reminder: that she and Jacob were not a couple, that they weren't bookends propping up Dr. Spock's Baby and Childcare. Still, the move into her building had been Jacob's idea. An concurred, though. Proximity without intimacy: it sounded good to her. She had no desire to actually live with Jacob or any other man. Men's bathroom habits, the Q-tips caked with earwax they left on the sink, depressed her. In her foolish twenties, she'd shared a loft...

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 8.1.2008
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Romane / Erzählungen
• ISBN-10: 0-307-38929-4 / 0307389294
• ISBN-13: 978-0-307-38929-9 / 9780307389299